8.19.2009

God Hunt Us All If We Do Not Hunt Moby Dick (Flarf Sestina)

Two areas on the Oregon Coast have been closed after a whale
offered luxurious modern amenities in a historic sea Captain's
tragic freak accident; when a schoolyard shade sail
entered the tenuous outer atmosphere of the sun,
entwining the exact moment of Anna's drowning at sea,
"That weed was the kill!"

A funny scene in which Tom tries to kill
a story floating around the net for years about a whale
off the California coast that was used for The Sound and the Sea's
production ofMusical Evenings with the Captain;
this was not positively reviewed by The Sun,
who said in their review, "I would rather go sailing."

A small, but dedicated group of ice yachting enthusiasts sail
around the arctic, "In a sense there's just one mistake that kills:
we will look at parts of the sun,
referred to as 'killer whales',
sit back and watch our Captain
march into the sea."

Oceans and law of the sea:
sometimes, in the heat of competition, the sail
is the first record of a fading Captain;
A new study shows that caffeine helps kill
Him/Her, but endangered migratory whales
are the surest way under the sun.

Some people long ago thought the sun
as a God, but since sea
ice has disappeared and the world banned commercial whaling,
many have discovered sailing
as a way to kill
our once beloved Captain.

Get ready for action, laughs and romance with your favorite Captain
under the sun,
"I'd rather kill
myself in the sea,"
says sailing
enthusiast Martin Whale.

Captain Don's Whale Watching Tours:
Sail the coast, enjoy a cocktail, look for whales and watch the sun
get a kill past the Sea Shepherd.

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